Friday, February 22, 2008

Hofmans = Fashion Challenged


Elhart's Cottage, 1977
Don Van't Hof, Art Hoogstrate, Barbie Boo Phelps

Let us set aside the obvious fact that poor Boo has resorted to
roasting marshmallows in an unlit fireplace for fun,
seemingly ignored by her elders and left to her own devices,
and address, instead,
the more pressing concern
of the Hofman clan's inability to wear
appropriate attire while on vacation.

What is going on with Don VH?
How is this even possible?
My head is throbbing!
Notice how Uncle Art is avoiding direct eye contact.
Boo is too, for that matter.

Three simple words: Never. Mix. Plaids.

In case you missed it on the first photo, regardez:


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