Monday, February 7, 2011

Houston ....

We have lift off !!

Where there's smoke
there's fire,
and where there's fire
there's warm toasty bodies
or warm bodies toasting



(Hah! I know this looks kinda like a cadaver
due to the waxy white legs
and strangely blue toes
but no human beings were harmed
and/or killed
in the making of this blog)


So, it was an extremely
perfuhlicious weekend
for finalizing all things sauna
with just the right amount of sugary snow.




First you have to make a door



and then hang it so
don't nobody see
no nearly nekkid bodies.
(triple negative!
Please refer to this post here)



Then you have to make a fire

(We don't know why he's wearing that hat, either)


And then you have to get some water
and carry it uphill from the creek
in a rahther heavy container
and make hernia-like sounds humping it
across the threshhold
and into the sauna




And then get it up on the stove
(grunt, gasp, groan)



And, voila mes amis
in a word,
STEAM !


A veritable pillar of cloud
doth issue from the rooftop
and the hand of the Lord
doth pass over them.
"And the pillar of cloud by day
and the pillar of fire by night
did not depart from before the people."
Even people with weird hats.
(Exodus 13 : 22)
Yay!



And now
on a completely different note .... birds.
In particular, a large, prehistoric,
Jurassic Park-like bird
called the Pileated Woodpecker.

They come to the birdfeeder here
and they are impressive indeed.



And here is Dave's graven image ...

(photo stolen from Ellen)



and a close-up I took
to show the carving detail


I know you want to worship it
but .... not a good idea.


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